i don’t actually hate people it just exhausts me being around them for extended periods of time even my friends it’s nothing personal i just actually like being by myself yo
This is how I feel all the time, finally. Although people really annoy me to an extreme level and I still hate them too.
Let’s make Dean in gym shorts the most reblogged picture on Tumblr.
Me (Original Status):There is a huge ass bee in the kitchen…River is meowing at it and I can’t even get close enough with the zapper to get it….@.@ Soo….how long does it take for a bee just to…die off?
Mom: lol awhile. If you have a can of hairspray somewhere in the house shoot that at it and it will coat the wings then you can get it
Me: ….I don’t think amethyst has hairspray…or not enough for me to shoot it everywhere
Mom: lol what about cleaning spray
Mom: try that be prepared to wack it after you spray it
Me: THAT WAS A HORRIBLE PLAN!
Friend: Hire the ninja in your house. He’s just but you just can’t see him. Cause… Ninja.
Mom: ok sorry thought that might of stunned him… other option go in your room and shut the door lol
Me:Ok, I got it! The big bugger is dead
Me: Although my floor is now wet from water and cleaning spray <.<
Mom: lol you are making me smile… you are awesome ninja girl!!!